Blake in 2010!

More from the Funny man!

Blake: Mom, I need to get something.
Me: What?
Blake: My tan. We have to go to the beach. I am so white.
Me: (thinking) Seriously - you're not even 5!!

We're jumping on the trampoline today and of course he only has his underwear on. It was in the 60's but he was soooo hot!
Me: Blake, you are so long and skinny. Kind of like a snake.
Blake: You're so... (thinking)... long and chubby. That is a nice way of saying fat.
Me: Well, thanks for using your manners.

Blake - I'm teaching Jude so many things: How to put on his socks, how to pick his nose, and how to play with his penis. Am I such a good big brother?